October 2010
I wouldn't change one stupid decision for another...
Tonight will be funsies. =D
This will be me.
Promises are meant to be kept.
No matter what.
Reblog if you had to learn Tumblr by yourself....
This isn't right, I just know it.
J=
yeah, regret’s a bitch.
Strawberry pie a success. I HAVE NOW PERFECTED...
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #8
If you have an ear piercing wide enough to stick a dick through it, someone should stick their dick through it
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #7
If you have a big bushy hipster beard but you shave your balls, you’re not keeping it real.
I might just go to this →
Opulence
I has it.
A man played the worlds smallest violin for me...
I understand now.
Loneliness is a bitch.
Even more so than Nancy Grace. =/
Having a nectarine.
gifstotheworld:
Please reblog.
;D
True love.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #7
Hey jackass, take off that stupid hat.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #6
If your girlfriend asks you to do a cleanse with her, a long dead stare is the appropriate response.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #5
Girls wear jeans with all sorts of wacky crap embroidered all over the ass and thighs, guys have a penis. Got it?
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #4
Playing beer pong in your thirties is about as cool as starting a band in your thirties.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #3
Any professional fighter that loses a professional fight can still kick your ass so stop talking.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #2
No more middle finger while driving away and much more middle finger while walking towards.
DYLAN'S MAN TIP #1
Keep a police-issue flashlight baton in your car. It shines bright and it can end any argument with a fellow motorist.
Having a nectarine.
Please reblog.
I'm thinking about quiting the internet.
For a long time, just cold turkey on all social sites. Maybe for about six months, start reading more, I dunno, I’m just at a really sucky place in my life right now, I need a hobby or a job….a jobby.
KITTIES!!!
Sometimes I wish I could trade lives with someone...
Whatever and ever, Amen.
