I want you to want me to want to go make a bagel.
Team Rocket blasts off again
Jessie: Prepare for trouble
James: And make it double.
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation
James: To unite all peoples within our nation
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love
James: To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Would it be impractical to put a Native American Teepee in the middle of my room in the new apartment?
Why do I even have friends?
and everything is going to the beat.: 50 reasons... →
awkwardlyspeaking: 50 reasons not to date a graphic designer by a bourbon for silvia on November 10, 2010 This is by no means a warning to AttentionWhore, or maybe this is – but after 8 months it may be too late, so… (in bold my most representatives) 1. They are very weird people. 2. There are billions of…
Even though today was a good day
I’m still strung out over what I want and can’t have.
Someone talk to me.
Or not or do whatever you want to do really. You don’t have to.
I love when things all work out perfectly. Go life!
rabbitfurhabits: exactly one year until the world’s supposed to end
I’m bored and by myself with nothing to do.
How a North Korean living in California took the...
I despise these silly fake silk boxers they’re so slippery that I can’t lean back in my chair without sliding off ohjeezthisisunacceptable.
I was born too soon to explore the cosmos and too late to explore the Earth.– First World Problems (via epic4chan)
The movies are in many ways very different. But both use sex as a submerged...– James Franco on Breaking Dawn.