When the delivery food arrives.
For the record...
…not all curly hair is called a jew fro. This is a jew fro. My hair is fucking gorgeous and fuller than a morbidly obese family at a buffet. To call it a fro of any kind is an insult to my hair. HARUMPH.
SKY Vodka and Red Gatorade
I call it Gatorfuck
begrateful-staypositive asked: HI DYLAN.
When you were little, what did you want to be when...
A velociraptor. Go ahead and give me a good shellacking.
pleaseunlock asked: This is a message!
Messages are totally awesome, I could see how you think I was being sarcastic but I wasn’t. I sincerely like them, it would be cool if I could get a few.
Messages are cool.
is it messed up for anyone else or just me?
Do you live more in the past or the present?
In the future actually. Go ahead and give me a good shellacking.
For those of you in the Fredericksburg area...
…there’s a Tumblr meet and greet at Capital Ale House on June 20th at 7pm. You should go because it’s going to be buttloads of fun.
I'm sitting in the dark...
…playing Edge of Glory on my guitar and singing to myself. This is very cinematic.
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?:)
I’ve had lots of bad dates - too many to remember! The worst is when they’re...– Lady Gaga on her worst date/s. (via fuckyeahladygaga)